Totally and Completely Off Topic

But here it is.

I'm shopping for a car. I'm trying to break this nasty habit I have of waiting until my current car is dead in the driveway before I look for a replacement. I've driven my current car for 9 years. It was six or seven years old when I bought it. The major repairs are kicking in--I had to do the clutch a while ago, the brakes recently, part of the exhaust system. You get the picture.
I know what I want.
It's rare.
This is a problem.

So, I'm throwing this out to the Universe. Universe, please send me...
An Acura Integra GS-R 4 Door Sedan
1998-2001 model years
Less than 80,000 miles on original engine
White, Silver or Black
Leather Seats (or not, can't be too picky, right?)
From the Western United States
One owner
All stock OR any mods done by a skilled mechanic